Thursday, July 17, 2008

Brett Favre is Making Us Laugh and Want to Sing!

Brett Favre cracks us up. As Chicago Bear fans, of course we can't stand him. We can't, however, stand Rex Grossman, either. Would we want Favre on our team? No Way! Sure he had some really good years, but we all tired of his retiring/unretiring years ago. This soap orera dilemna caused by him makes us feel for Aaron Rodgers. The guy has waited his turn, Favre said he wasn't coming back, and it is Rodger's time.
Favre now says he was forced into retirement. If you saw the retirement speech, there is no way you can believe that. We also are tired of hearing on Monday Night Football that, "This may be Farve's last game on Monday Nights." John Madden and his man-crush on Favre have made us all sick to our stomachs for many years. This whole Brett Favre Controversy has inspired me to write a song. It goes to the Tom Petty tune, "Runnin' Down a Dream." I will post the words today, and will hopefully have all the tracks recorded and on our customized songs website by the weekend.
OK- The words are done. The recording is done. Here is the personalized song:

“Un-retiring- The Brett Favre Soap Opera Song”
To the tune of “Runnin’ Down a Dream”
Music- T. Petty Words- B. Hartenberger

(Verse 1)
It was a beautiful act;
When I retired.
I had my sad face on;
The tears looked real.
The fans were depressed;
But those who did not care.
Were getting sick of me;
Cryin’ on TV.

(Chorus)
Yeah, I’m un-retiring;
Wanna keep livin’ the dream.
My home is so boring;
And everything’s about ME.
I’m un-retiring.

(Verse 2)
You know John Madden has;
A man-crush on me.
A bro-mance kept alive;
on Monday night TV.
I have to keep alive;
My record for picks.
And I could use the $12 mil;
For some hair dye.

(Chorus)
Yeah, I’m un-retiring;
Deanna’s yelling at me.
My fans are in misery
Football can’t live without me.
I’m un-retiring.
Yeah, I’m un-retiring;
Wanna keep livin’ the dream.
I’m a legend who’s living;
And the world revolves around ME.
I’m un-retiring.
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